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Kanye calls Lil Wayne an “Alien” in University of Phoenix grad speech
Univeristy of Phoenix is doing an online graduation ceremony that is scheduled for July. However it just can’t stay a secret who the commencement speaker will be. It is non other than Mr. Kanye West, whom never even made it to college. It seems however that almost two months prior to the ceromony, his speech has been leaked, and it is causing quite a stir.
Kanye aka “Mr. Ego” can be quoted starting his speech by saying “WHAT UP UNIVERSITY OF PHOENIX ONLINE! WOW! “I GUESS THIS IS MY DISSERTATION, HOMEY THIS SH*T IS BASIC, WELCOME TO GRADUATION.” He then goes on to make a remark about Lil Wayne, he says “SPEAKING OF ALIENS, DOESN’T LIL WAYNE ACTUALLY GO HERE? WHAT UP, WEEZY?! YOU GRADUATING THIS YEAR? YOU MAY HAVE SONNED ME ON MY OWN SONGS, BUT AT LEAST I’M YOU COMMENCEMENT SPEAKER SUCKER!
We have to ask ourselves is this to much, or just good old fun? Who knows, will have to wait and see. No word has been confirmed from either camps, however it is offical that Kanye is the speaker indeed. Read the full University of Phoenix online speech below:
WHAT UP UNIVERSITY OF PHOENIX ONLINE! WOW! “I GUESS THIS IS MY DISSERTATION, HOMEY THIS SH*T IS BASIC, WELCOME TO GRADUATION.”
I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS LITERALLY GRADUATION, I JUST SAID THAT LINE IN A RAP LYRIC AND NOW IT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE IN REAL LIFE. THAT NEVER HAPPENS! LOL!
ANYWAY, SORRY TO SPAZ, I’M JUST REALLY EXCITED TO BE HERE. THANK YOU TO THE UNIVERSITY OF PHOENIX ONLINE FOR ASKING ME TO LIVE BLOG THIS COMMENCEMENT CEREMONY. I GUESS Y’ALL KNOW I’M THE KING OF THE NET! LOL! I GOTTA SAY I’M GLAD YOU DIDN’T GET @IAMDIDDY TO COME TWEET IT. TWITTER IS DUMB AND SOME FAKE-ASS YEEZY STAN IS PROBABLY TALKING SH*T AS WE SPEAK. PLUS WE ALREADY KNOW WHAT DIDDY WOULD TELL YOU. “LET’S GO PEOPLE!!!!” HAHA. I’M JUST PLAYING, DIDDY. I LOVE YOU…NO KANYE. I MEAN NO LIL WAYNE. I MEAN…AH, FISH STICKS!
SO, THEY TELL ME THIS IS THE BIGGEST UNIVERSITY IN THE COUNTRY. OVER TWO-HUNDRED THOUSAND STUDENTS OR SOMETHING. I GUESS THAT MAKES ME THE BIGGEST COMMENCEMENT BLOGGER IN THE UNIVERSE?! WHERE YOU AT BARACK? RUMOR HAS IT NOTRE DAME HAS LIKE ONE TWENTIETH AS MANY STUDENTS AS THE UNIVERSITY OF PHOENIX ONLINE. THEY’LL PROBABLY PRODUCE THE SAME NUMBER OF KIDS THOUGH. YOU GUYS SEEM MORE LIKE A YOUPORN.COM CROWD, NO OFFENSE.
SPEAKING OF WHICH, I GOT A QUESTION: HOW DOES THIS SCHOOL WORK ANYWAY? DO YOU GO TO CLASS IN CHAT ROOMS AND READ WIKIPEDIA FOR HOMEWORK? DO YOU GET DISCOUNTS ON FOOD DELIVERY SINCE YOU DON’T HAVE A DINING HALL?? WHATEVER…Y’ALL ARE CRAZY! HOPEFULLY THIS HONORARY DEGREE WILL HELP ME GET INTO PARSONS SO I CAN WORK ON DESIGNING MY LINE OF FUTURISTIC COD PIECES. YOU’LL NEED ONE IF YOU’VE GOT THOSE SPACE ODYSSEY ALIEN BALLS LIKE ME!
SPEAKING OF ALIENS, DOESN’T LIL WAYNE ACTUALLY GO HERE? WHAT UP, WEEZY?! YOU GRADUATING THIS YEAR? YOU MAY HAVE SONNED ME ON MY OWN SONGS, BUT AT LEAST I’M YOU COMMENCEMENT SPEAKER SUCKER!
SOME PEOPLE HAVE SAID IT’S IRONIC FOR ME TO BE ADDRESSING YOU TODAY BECAUSE I DROPPED OUT OF COLLEGE. HI HATERS! IS IT IRONIC FOR BILL GATES TO GIVE A COMMENCEMENT SPEECH? WHAT ABOUT STEVE JOBS? I CAN’T SPEAK BECAUSE I’M A RAP STAR AND NOT A COMPUTER NERD?! WELL PARDON MY FRENCH BUT I’M A FLY GUY! NO ONE ON THE PODIUM HAS SWAGGER LIKE ME, PERIOD.
ANYWAY, I’VE BEEN ASKED TO PROVIDE SOME WORDS OF WISDOM. I’M TEMPTED TO JUST TELL YOU TO LISTEN TO MY ALBUMS, BUT “GRADUATION” WAS PROBABLY THE SOUNDTRACK TO YOUR COLLEGE CAREER ANYWAY, RIGHT? YEAH, I KNOW. I INSPIRE ME TOO!
OK, SO HERE’S SOMETHING YOU WON’T FIND ON MY ALBUM. THINK ABOUT THIS: WHEN WALKING DOWN THE STREET, YOU CAN WALK IN ONE LINE WITHOUT EVER FALLING OVER. NOW TAKE THAT CITY BLOCK, MAKE IT ONE FOOT WIDER AND THEN PUT IT A HUNDRED STORIES HIGH. YOU’RE GOING TO BE SO FOCUSED ON THE FACT THAT YOU DON’T HAVE A BANISTER, THAT YOU”RE MORE LIKELY TO FALL BECAUSE OF IT. WHEN YOU”RE FOCUSED ON WHAT YOU DON’T HAVE…YOU WON’T HAVE!
THAT’S CALLED “THE BANISTER THEORY,” AND IT’S NOT ON ANY OF MY ALBUMS. IT’S IN MY BOOK, “THANK YOU AND YOU’RE WELCOME.” IT’S IN STORES NOW, AND IT’S A FITTING ENDING TO THIS ADDRESS:
THANK YOU AND YOU’RE WELCOME. I’M SURE THIS ONLY MADE A LITTLE BIT OF SENSE, AND IT PROBABLY MADE YOU FEEL SORT OF ENTERTAINED AND ALSO WONDER IF I AM A HUGE DOUCHE…THAT’S HOW YOU KNOW IT’S ME!
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kanye u should have went to college foreal but i like the lil banister theory part
wow he was prolly so blazed when he did this haha. it doesnt even make sense
lol that’s how Kanye always writes, have you ever seen his blog? Its ridiculous haha check for it in google.
AJ
is this good or bad?, no really.
kanyes got a little beef
i understand what he meant by the whole alian and wayne going there? can any1 help me explain what he meant? or was he just talkin out of his ass? cuz it kinda sounds like that. I HATE KENYE AS A PERSON! but i will say that his music is dope..I JUST CANT STAND THAT EGOTISTICAL DUDE!he jus over does it-i hate that!
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i dont understand what he meant***__sry! lol
Mr West we know what you mean by calling Weezy an Alien, but some might not understand. Afterall Weezy said it himself “reporting from another world” in his i’m not human track. I’m a big fan of Weezy but i still respect Mr. West. MayBe you two should come together n’ do a classic for us. (Plz also come over to Nigeria n’ take M.I [Mr. Incredible] he’s lyrically overflowing.
yea the alien thing wasn’t a diss, it was just a joke b/c weezy is a “martian”. But my boy Kanye definitely got an ego bigger than his jaw. LOL. A good ego gives confindence, but may attract haters.
prob the most inappropriate speech for a university graduation ceremony ever.
Yea it definitly wasnt a diss. Wayne is a martian…he makes it clear in most of his new songs…jus check out Phone home from The Carter III. He definitly started the whole trend of peoples skills bein out of this universe…its like in Drake’s song ‘Congratulations’
“And my verse’s gettin stupider, Wayne if your on mars, can you pick me up from Jupiter.
Shit is sick if you ask me.
Let me clarify this for you all, if you go back a month or so ago and watch the video where Wayne went on The View he talks about when he was going to the University of Houston and then how he switched to The University of Phoenix Online. So, no it wasn’t a diss, and yes he was adding to Wayne’s obsession with saying he’s a mation AND he was commenting on the fact that he does indeed attend The University Of Phoenix Online. You’re welcome.
I have graduating from University Of Phoenix in 2009. If Lil Wayne wants to attend UOP well let him. I feel Kenya West should apply for college himself. I’m A Phoenix an Lil Wayne is to!