
Lil Wayne
“Not too many people sit across the table from Skip Bayless and hold their own. But that’s exactly what Lil Wayne, a self proclaimed Sportscenter junkie, did on 1st & 10. Then the “mixtape Weezy” out did himself with over 100 sports references on the instant classic “No Ceilings”. Thank God I’m Famous highlights the 10 best.”
10. “Quarterback Weezy/Young Tom Brady/Open up your mouth and catch a bomb baby” – That’s All I Have
9. “I’m in the zone like a fastball/and I fuck up the game like a bad call” – D.O.A.
8. “Drop my best shit like the Cowboys dropped Owens” -Banned From TV
7. “Walk around like I’m 30 feet tall/Tiger Woods on these hoes tryna birdie these balls” -Swag Surfin
6. “Young Nino nigga/Do it for my team Tim Tebow nigga!” -D.O.A.
5. “Gucci only to the grocery store/Quit playing bitch we ballin like Okafor” -Throw It In The Bag Remix
4. “Yall niggas Little League/Call ‘em Curacao” -Wasted
3. “Quarterback shotgun you don’t get any sack yards/Bitch I ball hard breaking all the backboards/Pretty Boy Floyd step up I’ll crack yours” -Swag Surfin
2. “Smoke weed talk shit like Lake Kiffin” -Banned From TV
1. “Looking for a bitch for some sexual healing/Open up her mouth she catch it like Braylon” -No Ceilings
Bonus: “I get big checks/Niketown bitch” -Banned From TV
What do you guys think? Which one is your favorite?
Spotted on HustleGRL.com by the ways of TGIF
weezy is fresh ta death brothers!
i fuck wit number 10 da way he said it was cold..http://lnk.ms/0034C
i fuck wit number 10 da way he said it was cold..
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#3 is fucking genius, cracking backboards and cracking safes like the Oklahoma outlaw Pretty Boy Floyd. Lil Wayne is the king of double-hom-tendres.
now women kickin’ it wit’ me like nomar garciaparra
i shout stay real>stay true> stay whole in figures> never,>never put a bitch over ma hommes, i shout never to corporate with the law> but with weezy f…f….f…baby
pretty boy floyd is the boxer floyd mayweather…he tends to crack people….hes no “oklahoma outlaw” in this instance…
i like ice cream paint job its the best song i have ever heard…
“I’m in a way you can’t pass like Aaron Brooks.”
Is his best Sports reference.
“concrete shoes won’t help in the river, i don’t care if yous michael phelps my n***a”
greatness
All yall niggas really need to hop up off that nigga dick… yea that nigga cold but damn yall niggas would make a nigga not even wanna rap nomo.. Cuz damn every fuckin song that nigga put out yall say that shit cold or wateva nigga lets be real all that rock n roll shit he on is weak ass fuckkkkkkkkkk, but he still do be spittin shit like he did on no ceilings but damn man everybody put out bad songs but yall niggas think this nigga neva make a bad song. n that documentary thats bouta be that shit but yall niggas worryin bouta bad image for that nigga, FUCK THAT NIGGA, he cool on the music tip but yall dnt kno him to be on sum shit like tht.. i juss wanna see how blowd that nigga be gettin n shit i dont give a fuck bout if it make people hate that nigga so fuckin wat that nigga can die for all i care… u feel me????? all yall niggas do is ride a dick to capacity, like i said dnt get me wrong that nigga wayne prolly the coldest nigga out rite na (nxt to gucci n hov) but damn hop up off his sack… that nigga wayne should be lik too short n make a song called “let my nuts go” specifically 4 yall niggas…..
DAMN I HAD TO GET THAT OFF MY CHEST
DEUCES
7MI
wide reciver weezy she throws the pussy at me her pussy lips smilin i make the pussy happy….best sports line
vince young suicide doors…. lifes a bitch and ill die for her
Quarterback shotgun you don’t get any sack yards/Bitch I ball hard breaking all the backboards/Pretty Boy Floyd step up I’ll crack yours” -Swag Surfin
Royalty yo long essay typing ass on his shiit too like the rest of the world my nig u on his website reading the shit and afta everytime u say get off his dick u go back and contradict yoself by givin him props and sayin he go hard or he “the coldest nigga out right now” soo like wayne said haters dont die they only multiply give a nigga his props where ethey needed if u aint got nothin good to say get the fuck off his website….HAAAATTTTEEERRRRSS
whaTt about wide receiver weezy throw the pu*** at me the pus** lips smiling i make the pu**y happy
i keep a red flag just in case i get penalized.
versatile as fuck i switch it up like dennis rodman’s
new orleans nigga i get superdomed
nike just do it i do what it do
man i’m in love with her grill george foreman
i go hard like rafeal nadal
an im charging these hoes like womens basketball
im still in my prime deon sanders
im in the red zone nigga wake up with yo head gone nigga
im in the zone like the secondary
im in the zone like college ball
boston red sox cap i get baseball money…cincinatti reds cap…saints cap
you forgot “got the stove on my waste and we cooks im in the way you cant pass like aron brooks
helo iam david and i whant to no mor things abut the life.
wow
4 of those r fuckin wakkkk
they forgot this 1 from wetter:
widereciever weezy, throw the pussy at me
others r:
1.vince young suicide doors,lifes a bitch and ill die for her
2.I’m in a way you can’t pass like Aaron Brooks
3.concrete shoes won’t help in the river, i don’t care if yous michael phelps my nigga
*versatile as fuck i switch it up like dennis rodman’s dome*
got the stove on my waist, and we cooks
i’m in the way, you can’t pass like aaron brooks
we ball niqqa . like jalen rose ! — wasted
New Orleans nigga / I get super dome
We just spit snowballs catch it in your face bitch
Good game Wayne mayne I deserve a naismith Banned From TV
all
im still in my prime .. deion sanders
perfection is the goal and im headed to the pylon
no bullshit, no ben gordon
whos reboundin? who gives a shit?
its Lane Kiffin not Lake lol
how u gone come on here talkin bout i could care less if the nigga dies????? what type of ish s that?? i kno this not yo dowg but damn thats where u gotta take it?? automatically reveals b.i.t.c.h.a.s.s.n.e.s.s…..